supermattural:

diarrheasmoothie:

me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

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did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold 

(Source: dildonts)

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rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force)

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animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

(Source: sluttyoliveoil)

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a-delicatesoul:

thaunderground:

she dropped the mic on em

Shots fired

(Source: sandandglass)

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phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute big butt
a little scary

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kellinquinnsbuttblog:

dicknerd:

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

*opens window* can u throw another

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meladoodle:

i’ve been constantly dropping my books on the way to class so some cute dude can help me pick them up and i’ll be part of a real life teen romantic comedy. except it hasnt happened yet so i just have a bunch of damaged books and low self esteem. thanks a lot, hollywood.

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will2kill:

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

What the hell is that disco ball lookin place toward the end?

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coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

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