me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important